I found the perfect Benmobile.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
01/29/2017 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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Had a suicide knob on my Pilot. Underrated as fuck accessory.

And I have almost enough saved, too, to the point that if I made that my offer, he’d prob accept. Alas, I need the money to move out of my parent’s house. Otherwise I would have bought this like a week ago.

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The 472 probably sounds amazing through those lake pipes.

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Mismatched headlight shrouds and blue fender for that Johnny Cash feel

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Bass boat geeen instead of a vinyl top is a nice touch as well.

But yeah, if you could find a car that fits my personality better for under $5k, by all means, share here. I’ll be buying another car this summer most likely.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 22:00

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Oooh, even comes with a suicide knob.

That trunk looks worthy of an entire Las Vegas block worth of dead hookers.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
01/29/2017 at 22:01

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No, not dead hookers. But it appears Nazi season is open, and boy is my trigger finger itchy.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 22:02

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Start with this guy .

I’d love to have a swing at him.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 22:03

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That’s a funny looking Lexus.

But seriously this think is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! garagemonkee > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 22:04

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You. I like you.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
01/29/2017 at 22:05

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Ah sweet he’s local too.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/29/2017 at 22:06

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Yeah the spell Lexus had on me was broken the second I got back in a Cadillac. Now I’m back to normal, not to worry.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 22:13

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10/10 would DD.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 22:34

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Move out of parents house into Cadillac. Problem solved.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 23:23

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https://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/5970296173.html


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Your boy, BJR
01/29/2017 at 23:42

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That’s pretty sweet! Lots more Caddies out there for you, in due time.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jkm7680
01/30/2017 at 01:49

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It’s funny to hear a Nazi complain about being treated like trash and not like a human. “Oh you mean like how the Nazi’s treated literally anyone who wasn’t white, and didn’t expect Der Fuhrer as their new god.”


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/30/2017 at 07:41

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Yup. Subhuman scum is what he is. I feel bad for his kids.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Your boy, BJR
02/01/2017 at 15:42

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Perfect! I love the color!